The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks
So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.
i’M CRYING somOME CROtHETED THIs snail a SWEATER. A HAT.A SHELL WARMER. THEY SpeNT TIME and ENERGY and made this snAIL A SWEATERHATSHELLWARMER out of th eKINDNESS OF THEIR HEARTS what thE FUCK IT FITS PERFECTLY theY PROBABLY MADE IT WHILE MAKING SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN THEY SAW A SNAIL AND WERE LIKE “HEY LITTLE BUD IM MAKIN SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOOO’ and they finiished it before they snail could get awaybecause it’s a SNAIL AND IT CANt move that faast and OH FUCK IM CRYING I HOPE YOURE STILL OUT THERE AND HAPPY SNAIL