February 2012
Every Thug Needs a Caity: missworded: Nice Man -... →
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who…
Awkward Black Girl is my new favourite web series....
Any other funny web series I can watch?
Already seen The Guild, and Shock and Awkward.
Watchstfusexists:
unamusedblackgirl:
queeniman:
BYU Students on African Americans
This is sad.
For everyone’s lack of amusement.
So BYU is a bunch of ignorant racists, including the fucking white dude that decided to dress up in blackface like it is nineteen fucking twenty and ask people about BHM.
Why the hell did anyone think this would be MORE effective than just being white and asking...
Got a new bike. No i'm not a total psycho for...
Naw, I Just Forgot.: I am going to hell. →
ijustforgot:
A friend of mine jokingly gave me the wrong cell phone number, and this is how I met Mystery man ‘J’.
He’s educated, my age, we don’t live in the same city, and we have no idea what each other looks like. Not to mention he doesn’t have facebook, or so he says.
‘J’ seams to have become…
You’re not going to hell, but I would suggest spending a little more time with the...
i'm really socially lazy.
what is it with republican women and crazy eyes?
roxxieyo:
bowlcutlove:
tsarcasm:
michelle bachmann
callista gingrich
laura bush
sarah palin
holy shit callista gingrich
Republicans are all secretly violent aliens who want to murder us all. Isn’t it obvious? That should explain the crazy eyes.
Anonymous asked: I tried! But Karp is a douche and won't allow links in askboxes :(
ifollowedfires asked: Gurl, did you delete your facebook? :( I wanted to send you a link-thinger but it appears you've gone poof!
and another thing, when anyone posts a status...
Yes, you spawned. Good for you. You have your aspirations for your current children. Let me have mine for my future ones.
I’m sick of people on facebook making those stupid “Being a full-time mom is the most important career there is!” and “I’m a nurse, a psychologist, a carpenter, a cook, a gynocologist, a tree surgeon, a photographer, a teacher, a etc etc….because i’m a MOM!” statuses. They aren’t cute.
fuck What Not To Wear.
drawing and listening to blonde on blonde. Yep.
lovelalaland:
I have an interview at my favourite local coffee shop tomorrow morning. Flipping out. I’m so not cool enough for this
OH BUT YOU ARE
Three year plan.
Starting in September: School for one year. If i dont get in, see next september.
Next September: Move to kingston. Spend time with my family / be close to adam’s family, save money for september after that….
September after that: VANCOUVER.
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